Do you have boils? Sores? Puss galore?
We have cures for all ailments and pains!
Rats, but no cats? Friends going mad?
We can solve that by the end of the day!
Ran out of magic? Need to disappear in a panic?
Why not pop in store today!*

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*Peter P. Petellier & Sons take no responsibility for death, dismemberment, disfiguration, worsening of symptoms, improvement of symptoms, an increase in rodents, an increase in cats, disappearance of friends or self, or anything else that could be deemed a negative side affect.